May 16, 2002
On Episode II
First impressions of Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones:
1) Ships! Everywhere ships! Things blowing up!
2) Yoda. Who’da thunk it?
3) Gosh, this dialogue is terrible.
4) Natalie Portman. Yowza. When did that happen?
5) Wow, they seriously dialed down the Jar-Jar.
6) Oh look, even more aliens. Gee, I hope we don’t run out of aliens.
7) Christopher Lee must have gotten a new agent.
8) Now I hate C3P0 for the same reasons I hated Jar-Jar.
9) You promised me nine movies, George. Nine.










