Bluesky

• frantic, desperate shitposting
• no gifs
• have no idea what people are talking about
• most there to follow Darth?

Threads

• exciting as a dishrag
• no main characters
• is Meta

X

• the derelict spaceship from Event Horizon

Tumblr (reborn)

• best-in-class posting UX, hands down
• nested reblogs still weird

Post / Hive / Spoutible

• no one is talking about these anymore so :shrug:

Mastodon

• these folks know PHP
• your instance's days are numbered
• where I originally posted this